Monday, June 15, 2009

Ultimate Bad Asses

  1. Jack Bauer (24)- It's not close this guy time and time again puts it all on the line to save America. Oh and don't fuck with his daughter.
  2. Michael Corleone (The Godfather Series)- Cold blooded mother fucker and that's all I'm gonna say.
  3. Bryan Mills (Taken)- Took down all of France to save what mattered most to him, his daughter.
  4. William Wallace (Braveheart)- Freedom pretty much says it all.
  5. Jules Winnfield (Pulp Fiction)- His wallet said Bad Motherfucker and it's hard to argue with that.
  6. Harry Stamper (Armageddon)- Gave his life so the world could live, doesn't get too much better than that.
  7. John Rambo (Rambo Series)- Took down a police force and three different rebel armies basically by himself. Then he finally got to go home.
  8. John McClane (Die Hard Series)- Kind of a metropolitan Rambo, yippee-ki-yay motherfucker.
  9. Tony Montana (Scarface)- Would have been higher except for the fact that he killed Manny, way uncool, but the world was his...
  10. Tom Ludlow (Street Kings)- Detective Paul Diskant: So we're just gonna go in there and kill them? Tom Ludlow: No, I'm going to ask them some questions. Then we're going to kill them.
Honorable Mention
  • King Leonidas (300)/Maximus Decimus Meridius (Gladiator)- The two hardest cuts I had to make and could easily be argued over Ludlow but had to have a Keanu character on the list. These guys fought and died with honor. Both doomed by a bullshit cowardly move (Commodus stabbing Maximus before the fight and Ephialtes showing the Persians the goat path).
  • Derek Vinyard (American History X)- Left off because of the ass raping situation and the ridiculous two-handed reverse dunk.
  • Tyler Durden (Fight Club)- Left off because may have not actually existed, hard to say who was who.
  • Uma Thurman (Kill Bill)- She's a girl, c'mon.
  • Achilles (Troy)- Would have made the list but he got killed by Orlando Bloom...
  • Connor & Murphy McManus (The Boondock Saints)- Just not enough on their resume to qualify them but maybe after the sequel, All Saints Day...
  • Anton Chigurh (No Country for Old Men). The Joker (The Dark Knight)- The two best villians of all-time in my opinion but just didn't know since they were antagonists in their films if they fit into this list.
I did this list in like 15 mins so I'm sure I forgot some good ones.

Saturday, June 13, 2009

Chicks that are extremely hot in one movie but not so much in anything else

  • Maggie Gyllenhaal in Stranger Than Fiction
  • Vera Farmiga in The Departed
  • Meg Ryan in When Harry Met Sally
  • Ellen Pompeo in Moonlight Mile
  • Kate Hudson in Almost Famous
  • Kirsten Dunst in Spiderman
  • Ali Larter in Varsity Blues
  • Naomi Watts in King Kong
  • Kelly McGillis in Top Gun
  • Rosario Dawson in Clerks II
  • Renee Zellweger in Empire Records
  • Michelle Trachtenberg in EuroTrip
  • Minnie Driver in Good Will Hunting
  • Cate Blanchett in The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
  • Amy Smart in Road Trip
  • Claire Danes in Romeo and Juliet
  • Kate Bosworth in Wonderland
This list is not in any particular order and let me know if I missed any good ones.

Friday, June 12, 2009

Kobe

I think Kobe is great.